JPeezys Dick
We all have souls of different ages.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned  (via jamstains)

englishsnow:

by wilma1962

solarcat:

gethenian:

prokopetz:

Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.

Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???

OH MY GOD I’M NOT ALONE

me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira
cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

cooldragonboy4000:

this literally fucked me up so bad

iguanamouth:

watch your step

iguanamouth:

watch your step

sucymemebabaran:

ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake