I can’t believe this is what our president and vice president spend their time on. We’re in 15 trillion dollars of debt, and millions of people are homeless, and abortion is still legal, and instead of signing bills to fix these things our president is doing this. Well I’m glad you’re having fun, you fucking bitch. Fuck the United States. /rant
WAITNDO YOU THINK THISNIS A REAL THING????
THIS IS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST POST EVER I’M CRYING
This is the greatest post ever because marththebland was the greatest troll to ever grace this website and to this day thousands of 15-year-olds look at it and have an overwhelming sense of superiority because they don’t realize it’s been a joke all along. This post is art.
reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women
was that really necessary to add
huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.
does you know who i be
does you listen to music
do you watch tv
DO YOU CARRY A LUNCH BOX
What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook
Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.
I wonder how much vodka it would take to fill the hole where my self esteem used to be
I’ll never get over how great this joke is.
there are five frogs staring at me right now
but only one can be america’s next top model