|—||F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Beautiful and Damned (via jamstains)|
Today on Social Anxiety Theatre: mentally rehearsing elaborate justifications for completely innocuous actions just in case some hypothetical interlocutor demands an explanation.
Oh my god OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS TOO???
OH MY GOD I’M NOT ALONE
this literally fucked me up so bad
watch your step
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool